I searched far and wide to find out what the health giving benefits were for drinking Doctor Pepper, and what kind of doctor was he ?.
Apparently he was a Fizzician...
I don't how many of you shop at Tesco but this may be useful to know. I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out...
There's this young couple, let's call them Ness and Tony, they've been married for about a year, and the bride isn't getting any sex. Just about every night Tony comes home, has a shower, gets changed...
What did the carpet say to the floor?. Do not move i have got you covered!. - What did the carpet say to the table?. Look out, i can see your draws!....
Two little boys stole a load of apples from a neighbours apple tree. They decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping over...
Pantry - The room where you keep your underwear. Pants - What underwear does on a long run up a steep hill. Parachute - A double-barrelled shotgun. Paradox - Two doctors. Pasteurise - Too far to see....
I took a girlfriend to a busy and crowded seafood restaurant, the waiter said "I'm sorry we are very busy tonight, so if you don't mind waiting for a bit"...."no problem" I said,. Waiter, "great, take...
One morning after fishing from his boat in the lake, a man returns to the shore and decides to take a nap at the lakeside. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out,...
A soldier was stationed abroad and received a ‘Dear John’ letter from his girlfriend back home. It read: “Dear Harry, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too...
At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster died, and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunk with a ragged dirty look came to apply for the position. The director wondered...