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I bought a dog off a blacksmith today
As soon as i got it home it made a bolt for the door....
I bought a second hand car the other day, the floor had completely rusted away, it's not much to look at, but it's a great little runabout
I think I saw Michael J.Fox at the garden center yesterday.
It might not have been him though, he had his back to the fuchsia....
A pilot was told to transfer mad people from Nigeria to U.S.A. He agreed and carried them in his plane. The whole plane was so noisy. Later one of the mad men approached the pilot in the cockpit and...
...Yorkshire men buy elasticated underwear?
Cos it says give on the packaging....
"Never odd or even" spelled backwards is still "never odd or even"...
I’ve just heard that Little Red Riding Hood has been in hospital.
She is recovering fortunately, but doctors say she’s not out of the woods yet....
I've just been stung by a wasp and the doctor advised me to put some ointment on it. But I think it'll be miles away by now! ___ Just bought an answering machine. But I don't know what should I ask...
I went down to the red light area to 'relieve some tension'... each girls price ranged from £100 to £150, then I saw this pretty little redhead in a doorway, I asked her how much, she said "£25," I...
I popped into the Chinese takeaway last night, the old boy on his own took my order and went into the kitchen to get it started, he then came back and said, what you do for a rivin? Rivin? I asked....
I asked the girl in B&Q, “What’s best for greasy ovens?” She replied, “Ammonia cleaner.” “Oh sorry,” I said, “I thought you worked here." ___ I saw an advert for a coffin, I thought well that's the...
What do you call a podgy psychic?
A four-chin teller....
A Russian woman married a Scottish gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Edinburgh. The poor lady was not very proficient in English but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real...
A man was taken to court for stealing a rainbow, he was given a light prosom sentence
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A thief has been stealing T-shirts to order in my town, from people's washing lines.
Police say he is still at large...
I arrived early at the restaurant last night.
The Manager said "Do you mind waiting for a bit?"
I said "Not at all."
He said "Great, take these drinks to table 9."...
The latest reports from the Internal Revenue service shows that it has streamlined its tax form for the next the year. It goes like this: A. How much did you make last year? B. How much do you have...
My mate Alan was filling in a loan application form last night. He said "I've got a good credit history I reckon I'll walk it.” I said "but your from Liverpool, you'll never walk a loan......" ___ I...
The inventor of the treadmill has passed away. Poor guy never really went anywhere. ___ Son: "Dad, what's an alcoholic?" Dad: "Well Son, you see those 4 trees? Well an alcoholic would see 8!" Son:...
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