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When does a joke become a Dad joke?. When it becomes apparent !. - How did the bullet lose his job?. He got fired !. - What does a house wear?. Address !....
Friends of an old boy hire a lady of the night for his 90th birthday. She arrives at his door, throws open her coat, and says, “I’m here to give you super sex!” The old man thinks a second and says...
The wife’s mother said: ‘When you’re dead, I’ll dance on your grave.’
I said: ‘Good. I’m being buried at sea.’
Les Dawson...
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There was a boy on the bus, and he yelled out annoying phrases like "If my mummy was a girl bear, and my daddy was a boy bear I would be a little bear, if my mummy was a girl horse, and my daddy were...
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2....
Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flat bread. It's a Pita Parka. ___ Two flies land on Kojak’s head, one turns to other and says: "Look we're on Telly!"...
Madame Gloria: "Alfred, why didn't you water the garden yesterday?" Alfred the butler: "It was raining, madam." Madame Gloria: "Well, that's hardly an excuse, couldn't you have taken an umbrella with...
CUPRINOL ,,,,
Because it's good over fences...
If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
Marcus Brigstocke...
My wife and I are a temperamental couple... I’ve got a temper and she’s mental. ___ Italian court: Judge: "I order you to pay €10,000." Mario: "Why?" Judge: "It’s a fine." Mario: "No itsa not!" ___...
A man walks into a chemist’s and says, "Can I have a bar of soap, please?"
The chemist says, "Do you want it scented?" And the man says, "No, I’ll take it with me now"
Ronnie Barker...
I got stopped coming through customs at Manchester airport for carrying two big hessian bags of Mobiles over my shoulder. I tried to explain that my cousin had said 'If ever you're in America bring me...
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
I know a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink and be Mary.
The annual fruit and veg race was exciting again this year! The hot favourite Onion pulled up injured and brought tears to fan's eyes. Next was Potato who wasn't peeling well. Rhubarb crumbled on the...
A dying granny was talking to her granddaughter: "I may die any moment so I want you to inherit my farm including the villa, the tractor, the farmhouse & all the livestock." "Wow!!!!" said the...
What kind of pirates are best at digging up buried treasure ?
Arrrchaeologists...
The man sat in the barber's chair and asked for a shave! The barber produced the cut throat razor and said "Have I shaved you before, sir?" "No, I lost my arm in the war!" A man sat in the chair and...
Why are the Irish so wealthy? Because their capital is always Dublin.
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